Reblog if your parents have ever:

madam-squishy:

- pointed out acne
- treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING)
- made fun of people who you idolize
- made you feel like an outcast
- ever called you a mistake or worthless
- forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable
- made jokes about your weight
- made you cry
- made you break down
- made you feel like you were all alone
If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

38,606 notes

My dad is such a bastard. He brings a basket of laundry into my parents bedroom and dumps it into my mom’s spot and just leaves it there. My mom wants to go to bed and is now yelling at my dad because he’s a fucking idiot and did that for no reason. My dad doesn’t have to go to work tomorrow so of course he doesn’t see a problem with it, but my mom does have to work so she wants to get some sleep. My dad comes back in the room and I said “why are you being stupid?” And he said “she’s just a bitch”. I wish I had a different dad…

averypotterwhovian:

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

this does NOT work on the phone or on touchscreen computers and im SO ANNOYED

136,854 notes

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

69,158 notes

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

29,663 notes

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

8,153 notes

My parents and their families are so Republican and it’s impossible to have a serious conversation with them because they’re always like, “when did you become such a liberal?” “So we should just give our money away to the baby mommas and dead beat dads?” “I’m scared for you when you go to college. They’ll fuck your brain up even more!”
As if agreeing with some of the views of a political party makes me a part of it? And how I’m being persuaded by others as if I’m not able to think by myself?
Anyone who leans that far into their political party needs to be put on an island somewhere.

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

328,690 notes

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

93,784 notes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

203,055 notes

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

637,122 notes